Australian model Kaylen Ward has made headlines by sending out nude photos in exchange for donations to help fight the wildfires that are ravishing her country. Of course Kaylen giving out naked pics is like going to the desert and handing out sand, as you can see from the ultimate collection of her nudes in the gallery below.
Sadly for Kaylen Ward her whorish wildfire fighting efforts have backfired. For she has incurred the fiery wrath of us mighty Muslim men, and we have issued a fatwa declaring that if she does not put her fugly face and nasty bulbous bolt-on titties behind a thick black wool burka immediately, then we will send a tanker filled with pure Saudi Arabian crude to Australia and burn the whole damn country to the ground.
Yes, if Kaylen doesn’t want her homeland to turn into a wasteland of charred kangaroo carcasses then she would be wise to heed our warning, and cover herself up before its too late.